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Wow, that was...anticlimactic. [Nov. 8th, 2006|11:12 pm]
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[mood | exhausted]

What stereotype do you belong to?
Your Result: No stereotype

not preppy yet not a complete loser. has good friends and doesn't revolve life around their looks or social status. All around good person. usually liked by everyone

Jock
Preppy
Punk
geek/nerd
Emo
Loner
Gamer
What stereotype do you belong to?


(And why wasn't "douche" an option? Cuz that's me and a bag o' chips.)
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Gee, Sherlock, ya THINK? [Oct. 30th, 2006|12:21 pm]
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[ambiance |Aerosmith - "Sweet Emotion"]

Your results:
You are Catwoman
Catwoman
100%
Wonder Woman
85%
Supergirl
70%
The Flash
70%
Hulk
60%
Iron Man
60%
Spider-Man
40%
Green Lantern
40%
Batman
35%
Robin
35%
Superman
10%
You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.


Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...



(Although I actually had a pretty good childhood...)
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From Erica and Lori: [Oct. 20th, 2006|11:31 pm]
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Have you ever:

1. Taken a picture naked?
Not in the way you mean...

2. Painted your room?
Yes! It is lovely sage color.

3. Made out with a member of the same sex?
Not yet.

4. Drove a car?
That really depends upon your definition of "driving"...

5. Danced in front of your mirror?
Two words, baby: "naked Macarena". (You may stop vomiting in your mouth now.)

6. Have a crush?
Um...DUH!

7. Been dumped?
Boy howdy, have I! What is it now, 5 times for this current relationship?

8. Stolen money from a friend?
No, of course not!

9. Gotten in the car with people you didn't know?
Yep.

10. Been in a fist fight?
No.

11. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Obviously.

12. Had feelings for a member of the same sex?
Toadally!

14. Made out with a stranger?
Yeah, but only because Weston dared me to.

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
What is the target age of this effing survey, anyway?

16. Left your house with out telling your parents?
Yeah.

17. Had a crush on your neighbor?
Oh, god no.

18. Ditched school to do something more fun?
Yup. I always hated pep rallies...

19. Slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex?
Yes.

20. Seen someone die?
Only on telly.

21. Been on a plane?
Endless times.

22. Kissed a picture?
I'd like to say "no", but who remembers all the stupid-ass things you did in junior high?

23. Slept in until 3?
Probably.

24. Miss someone right now?
Yes.

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Yes.

26. Made a snow angel?
Yes.

27. Played dress up?
Incessantly!

28. Cheated while playing a game?
Oh, hell yeah. But only while playing "Nickyville" with my cousins, who cheated worse than I did.

29. Been lonely?
This survey is wicked queeah.

30. Fallen asleep at work/school?
No to the first, yes to the second.

31. Been to a club?
Yes.

32. Felt an earthquake?
Yep.

33. Touched a snake?
Yes!

34. Ran a red light?
Once.

35. Been suspended from school?
Does ISS count?

36. Had detention?
Yes.

37. Been in a car accident that you didn't cause?
No... *knock on wood*

38. Hated the way you look?
Of course!

39. Witnessed a crime?
Yep.

39. Been the person doing the crime?
Speeding, various drugs, driving while tipsy, drinking while underage, renting a hooker, killing a hooker, mutilating the body of a hooker (a different one, though)...

40. Pole danced?
Only as a joke.

41. Been lost?
Just last week!

42. Been to the opposite side of the country?
Alaska.

43. Felt so sick you thought you might die?
Often.

44. Cried yourself to sleep?
Yes.

46. Sang karaoke?
NOOOOO! Can we do that next week?

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Every damn day of my life, it feels like...

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Only just today, in fact (see Lori's "lesbian yoga" comment).

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes.

50. Kissed in the rain?
Yes.

51. Sang in the shower?
Unfortunately.

52. Had sex in a park?
No, but I've thrown up all over Two Lights!

53. Had a dream where you were married?
Recently.

54. Glued your hand to something?
Don't think so...

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
Nooo...maybe something to look into this winter, though.

56. Ever gone to school partially naked?
Yep.

57. Been a cheerleader?
No, I wasn't fugly enough. ;-D (Seriously, you shoulda seen some of these chicks...)

58. Sat on a roof top?
Yes.

59. Didn't take a shower for a week?
Eeeeuuuu...

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
No!

61. Played chicken?
Last month. ;-(

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No, and I don't plan to start now, so don't get any ideas...

64. Broken a bone?
Several.

65. Been easily amused?
ALWAYS.

66. Laughed so hard you cried?
Yes.

67. Mooned/flashed someone?
No to the first; yes to the second.

68. Cheated on a test?
No, I was always the one that people tried to cheat off of...

69: Forgotten someones name?
Frequently; it's a curse.

70. Slept naked?
Yes.

71. Gone skinny dipping?
No.

73. Blacked out from drinking?
No.

74. Played a prank on someone?
Yes.

75. Gone to a late night movie?
Probably...

76. Made love to anything not human?
Hey, that tree sloth was BEGGING for it!

77. Failed a class?
Yeah, a couple in high school.

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
*evil grin*

79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours?
Not even for 10 minutes!

80. Been cheated on?
Oh, probably...

81. Did you celebrate the 1st of July?
Probably, if it was nice out, but nothing formal.

82. Thrown strange objects?
Yes.

83. Felt like killing someone?
Remember that hooker?

84. Felt like running away?
Probably...

85. Ran away?
Nope.

86. Done drugs?
Yes.

87. Had detention and not attend it?
No.

89. Made a parent cry?
Yes.

90. Cried about someone?
Of course.

91. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
Once, regrettably.

92. Dated someone you didn't even like?
Um, NO. Who does that sort of thing (besides golddiggers)?

93. Had/have a dog?
Sort of.

95. Own an instrument?
Several.

96. Been in band?
Nope. But I have several groovy names for Tod's band!

97. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
God, no.

98. Broken a CD?
Don't think so.

99. Shot a gun?
No, but I'm gonna get the Bubba to help me remedy that soon...!
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Got this from [info]nightfly [Oct. 16th, 2006|07:19 pm]
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HowManyOfMe.com
LogoThere is:
1
person with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

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This one's making the rounds... [Sep. 12th, 2006|09:36 pm]
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5 Things You Really Didn't Know About Me:

Ehrm...lessee...

5.) The first song that ever made me cry was "Hello", by Lionel Richie, because when I was little I thought that he was singing about his pet whom he thought might have fallen down a well.

(As I recall, the lyrics that really got me sobbing were: "I wonder where you are/ And I wonder what you do/ Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?")

4.) I am the great-great-great-great-grandwhatever of Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

3.) I don't actually like the movie "Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind" much, but I've seen it more than ten times because I have a major crush on the cute French guy who's in the latter half of the movie.

2.) I've been a (de facto) Pagan since I was 10 years old.

1.) I am only a so/so singer, but I am some kind of harmonic genius; I can automatically find harmony to almost any song.


Now, someone else needs to do theirs! Cuz I'm nosy.
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Kinky survey from [info]nightfly [May. 20th, 2006|06:01 pm]
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1. How many people have you had sex with?
8 and ½

2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?
2

3. Ever cheated on a GF?
Never had one.

4. Ever paid for sex?
Oh good god no.

5. Ever been married?
Never.

6. Ever been divorced?
Ditto.

7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position?
It really depends on the partner - everyone seems to be better at one particular aspect.

8. Do you own any guns?
Nope. I would like to learn how to shoot, though...not always safe to be a prosecutor these days.

9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
Why do you think my boyfriend is called "Bubba"? Met him in the joint, the hoosegow, the slammah, see?

10. Ever been to rehab?
No.

11. Have you ever done anything gay, sexually?
Not yet, but if that hot bi chick on myspace has her way...

12. Have you ever hasd sex with anyone you met on myspace.com?
Not yet, but if that hot bi chick on myspace has her way...

13. What size are your breasts/dick?
Probably an even C cup. These are some seriously award-winning breasts right here...

14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Why should he bother?

15.What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
Male: The Clooney. Female: The Jolie.

16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
No

17. How many states have you lived in?
Three

18. How many countries have you lived in?
One

19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
I keep a weapon near me at all times. (You can use pretty much anything as a weapon, is my attitude.)

20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Katie Couric

21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
No, but the way that's worded, now I'm sorely tempted...

23. Ever been paid for sex?
Nope.

24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
No, but now I want to...

25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
Yep.

26. Michael Jackson--did he do it?
He, she, it...he doesn't seem too picky.

27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just liked kids?
Who gives a fuck?

28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?
Oh, probably.

29. Fake tits or real tits?
Either, as long as they're well-shaped.

30. Ever watch someone die?
Not in person.

31. How long has it been since you had sex?
Almost a whole entire day! I'm dyin' here! ;-D

32. Name your favorite beer?
"Chet".
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Far freakin' OUT! [Mar. 30th, 2006|09:19 pm]
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You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You don't need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just tastes good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You aren't a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

</td>

Hannibal Lecter

100%

Jigsaw

80%

Candyman

60%

Leatherface

50%

Michael Myers

40%

Freddy Krueger

40%

Pinhead

40%

Jason Voorhees

30%

Buffalo Bill

10%

Captain Spaulding

0%

Which Horror Killer are You?
created with QuizFarm.com


(And I totally cheated on the quiz, because I friggin' love Hannibal Lecter. Fun fact: Did you know that Hopkins only has about 14 minutes of actual screen time in the original movie? Well, it's TRUE!)
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Am I talking about you? Bet your sweet ass... [Feb. 24th, 2006|08:56 am]
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- List ten things you want to say to ten people but know you never will.
- Don't say who they are.
- Feel free to comment, but i'm not confirming or answering anything.
- Never discuss it again outside of this post.


Right-o. In no particular order...

10. Your mere existence embarasses me beyond all reason.
9. I will NEVER go out with you. Ever. Please give up now.
8. I love you so much it scares me, and I wish I knew if you felt the same way.
7. I wish you'd tell me how you're doing, if you're happy, or even if you're still alive.
6. You make me psychotic most of the time, but you're still one of my best friends.
5. Why don't you try harder?
4. I still wonder about what might have happened if we'd given it a chance...
3. I want every good thing in this world for you.
2. Yes, you are. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
1. You are the biggest known skank in the Western Hemisphere.
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MEME stolen from myspace.com: [Feb. 17th, 2006|07:46 pm]
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Finish off the end of the sentences... it's quite simple really!!

(1) I am...
...licking a raspberry popsicle.


(2) My ex was...
...a person whose personality was such that I would now doubtless take an instant, hearty dislike to him if I met him on the street.


(3) Maybe I should...
...join the Red Ajah?


(4) I love...
...the guy with whom I just spent a rather wonderful day (there was great sex! And pancakes! But not at the same time).


(5) I don't understand...
...why the carpet needs to match the curtains.

Also quantum physics.


(6) I lost my...
I know what you want me to say. Something about how I lost my virginity, am I right? Well, suck it, Survey Dude; I won't be your monkey!


(7) My boyfriend/girlfriend is...
...David Vickers. Because mice are funny.


(8) People say I'm...
I neither know nor care.


(9)Love is...
...a thing with feathers that dare not speak its name.


(10) Somewhere, someone is...
...being eaten by soccer players on a crashed plane in the mountains of Chile.


(11) My favorite love song is...
...probably "There We Are" by James Taylor. Or maybe "Brighten Your Night With My Day" by James Taylor. Or else "I Will Follow" by James Taylor. Or...


(12) Forever is...
...two words spelt out in glitter on the front cover of a Hallmark card.


(13) I never want to...
...be ordinary.


(14) I think the current President...
...needs to go hunting more often.


(15) When I woke up this morning...
...I was psychic. Today was rather eerie in that respect.


(16) Life is full of...
...chewy nougat.


(17) My past...
...is murky yet infinitely fascinating.


(18) I get annoyed when...
...people presume.


(19) Parties are for...
...indiscretions and intrigue.


(20) I wish...
...you'd wash.


(21) My pet is...
...currently sitting on my bed, resenting the hell out of my other 3 pets.


(22) Kisses are the worst when...
...they're not your idea. Men, kindly do not shove your tongue down a woman's throat unless there's some sort of indicator that said woman would be receptive to said tongue and/or some prior precedent!


(23) Today is...
...what is today, Friday? The 21st century's yesterday. (You can care all you want.)


(24) Tomorrow I'm going to...
...do triage intake on behalf of about 579 people with chest pains (or a badly misplaced sex toy or the Ebola virus) who have apparently not heard of dialing 911. Or else it will be kids with runny noses or a splinter or a mysterious white film on their tongue that has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that they never brush their teeth.

(Oh, and I'm gonna watch 90210.)


(25) I really want...
...more sex and pancakes.


(26) I have low tolerance for people who...
...talk on their cell phones while driving SUVs full of kids named "Conner" and "Madison" and "McCaydyn" back home to their trailer parks. (What, me, elitist? It's a fair cop.)


(27) If I had a million dollars...
...I'd be living like an exiled princess on an island with Jimmy Buffet somewhere.


(28) I'd like to trade lives with...
...absolutely no one.
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I'll bet Hera would have liked my tire iron... [Feb. 11th, 2006|01:59 pm]
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Hera

Hera, Queen of the Gods, patroness of married women, and wife to the prodigiously unfaithful Zeus, was a remarkably faithful wife in contrast to the infidelities of her husband. Over and over, Zeus would sneak around and cheat on her, and over and over, Hera would try and thwart his amorously clandestine plans. After reading several accounts of this relationship, you get the impression that the whole thing was a big game to these two.

Unfortunately, the mortal women that Zeus was so attracted to usually didn't find the game very much fun, especially once Hera found them out. For while Hera could be noble and generous, she was no one to mess with. Her temper was infamous. After all, this Greek Goddess saw to it that Troy was destroyed and that every last Trojan was wiped out of existence, simply because Paris thought Aphrodite was hotter than she.

Even Artemis, "Queen of Animals", "Mistress of Wild Beasts" and of the whole of wild nature, is said to have appeared like a frightened pigeon when Hera, angry at her on account of Artemis' support of the Trojans, grabbed her by the wrists and boxed her with her own weapons, warning here that "...if you match yourself with me you will regret it."

The animal sacred to Hera was the peacock.



The Mythological Goddess Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid
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Oh, goddamn it... [Jan. 17th, 2006|10:45 pm]
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[mood | grumpety-growl]

nemesis
Nemesis


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla

But I don't want to scare people (well, most of the time I don't...)! I even tried different answers, because I'm stubborn and because I'd have preferred Hera or Aphrodite, but it always came out the same.
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Got this from Dave (presumably): [Jan. 11th, 2006|08:56 pm]
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Your Political Profile



Overall: 10% Conservative, 90% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal




Oh, wow...I think the last part seems promising in respect to my future in the law; maybe it proves that I'm not as partisan re: crime and punishment as in other areas? Lord knows that I expect our newest Supreme Court nominee to be objective (*snicker*); I would like to believe that I at least have the capacity for objectivity, even if I choose not to exercise it.

Just went to lunch with Nik and Steve. Lots of fun, bitchy gossip (as one might reasonably expect from a conversation between a gay man and two girls who never shut up). Oh, how we gossipped! So evil, we are...

A little later, we were helping S. pick out clothes in Filene's, and I had a reinforcement of my recent epiphany: first of all, not nearly enough guys were checking me out, and secondly, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and was less than enchanted. So. I WILL lose those extra pounds, and then I will be even more of a goddess in my own mind! So there.

Nik, two things:

1.) You know I love you, and that one of the things I want most for you is an increase in self-confidence! And you know what an asshole ________ can be, so don't take what he said personally (I know that you probably sometimes dwell on people's comments, the way I do). Anyway, he hasn't seen you recently, and I do very much like your hair the way it is (i.e., longer)! So: I shouldn't have said anything, and fuck him. (Repeatedly.)

2.) "...pumpkin whoopie-pie smeared all over his body!"

Gotta go; Oprah is doing a show on people who have prescient dreams. So far, theirs seem much more significant than mine, but that's undoubtedly for the best - I may have told Nikkiah that my life is not interesting enough to live vicariously through, but there is still more than sufficient drama, real or imagined. I really don't think I could handle any more...
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I love these goddamn things... [Dec. 13th, 2005|08:54 pm]
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"What have you read lately?
If you have read the whole book, bold it. If you have read part of the book, italicize it."

Read more... )

Not to brag, but I have a rare talent for not-finishing books. Man, and they didn't even mention Finnegan's Wake here; I've been not-finishing that friggin' book for years now.
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Damn, I hate insomnia. [Dec. 10th, 2005|01:34 am]
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"5 Weird Habits":
Gotten from: [info]nakeddementia
Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yours" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

* * *


5. When I can't sleep at night (which is to say, frequently), I get up and eat ice cream and post stupid journal entries. This is why I will never cohabitate with a boyfriend; they tend to get a little weirded out when they wake up in the middle of the night and I'm just gone for hours at a time.

4. I am prepared for flood, fire, or famine wherever I go. Need a Band-Aid? Kleenex? Some water? A wrench? (I once carried one of those around in my purse for half a year without knowing it.) Well, look no further! I am the person to see.

3. There are months at a time when I subsist almost entirely on sugar. If it wasn't for Skittles, I'd probably get scurvy.

2. "The noodle thing": the "noodle thing" (I can't believe I'm telling people this) is if I'm cooking and there's one noodle left in the soup pan, or I drop a piece of pasta while I'm draining it and have to throw it away, I always throw another noodle, piece of ziti, etc., away too. Mind you, I'm not sure why I do this; am I worried that just one noodle would get lonely down there in the trash?

1. I have a positive phobia of those wads of cotton that they put in pill bottles. I can't make myself pull it out, or even stand to watch while someone else patiently pulls it out for me and tells me what a total douche I am. It's something to do with the texture, or the sound it makes when it's being pulled out of the bottle (which, if you're curious, is sort of a faint squeak).

I really am completely insane.

* * *


K. Um...who do I pick? Ehhh...[info]patcheye, [info]lamprey_surfeit, [info]andnow_thenews, [info]ishitpinecones, and [info]tribal_woman. Because I know that a couple of you are (and I mean this in the kindest, most loving way possible) going to have some really messed-up freakin' habits.
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Yeah, I AM resurrecting this old chestnut. Why? You want a piece of me, bitch? [Nov. 27th, 2005|11:18 pm]
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1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Danced gaily 'round a Maypole with a bunch of witches. "For bonny sweet Robin is all my joy; hey non nonny, hey nonny!"

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I dinna make nae New Year's Resolutions last year cos I thought they were just too retro for words. But this year:

* I'm gonna have to learn to think before I speak.

Yep.

REALLY need to work on that.

* And I'd really like to lose that extra 10 lbs.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Well, Donna did, and she was physically close to me, proximity-wise...does that count?

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Well, not yet, Merry Sunshine. Jeez...

5. What countries did you visit?
Bite me.

6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
Sanity.

7. What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Halloween, because of the proposal-that-wasn't (well it was, but not quite...um...it's complicated. Don't worry about it; it'll just make your brain hurt).

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Overcoming my biggest fear, i.e., letting myself fall in love.

9. What was your biggest failure?
*sigh*

* I vowed that I'd never act like a psycho in a relationship, and I did.

* I didn't study enough for the LSATs.

* I got fired...AGAIN...

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Yeah, remember that weird vertigo shit? I think I was taking way the hell too much Sudafed.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
Art supplies.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Tod's.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Tod's.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Food! Glorious food!

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Bella! Bella! Bella! Bella! Bella! Bella! Bella! Bella! Bella!

16. What song will always remind you of 2005?
"Heaven Beside You" - Alice in Chains

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? Both.
ii. thinner or fatter? (Marginally) fatter.
iii. richer or poorer? (Marginally) richer.

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Sex. Drugs. Rock 'n' Roll. Studying.

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Worrying.

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Peacefully, with a few close family members.

22. Did you fall in love in 2005?
Yep.

23. How many one-nighters?
None! Wooo-hooo!!! Which means I'm still at 2½, ever, and that ain't bad at all!

24. What was your favorite TV program?
"Lost", amazingly enough (when I saw the first episode, I said, and I quote, "This show is ass").

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Yes! I am a bubbling cauldron of rage.

26. What was the best book you read?
America: The Book was pretty sweet...

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Definitely A.I.C.

28. What did you want and get?
Da Benjamins, yo.

29. What did you want and not get?
K. Also, the ability to teleport. Seriously, wouldn't that just be too fucking cool?

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
I liked "I Heart Huckabees". Wasn't that this year?

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
26, and I honestly can't remember. Man, I need to get out more.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
More attention, sex, compliments, & gifts from you-know-who (and I ain't talkin' 'bout Santa) (Or Satan).

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
Hobo (with cleavage).

34. What kept you sane?
My kittens, painting, giving up my coterie of boyfriends, and the knowledge that I am immeasurably cooler than I was 10 years ago.

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Still the Clooney.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
The fact that that smirking, shirking rodeo clown hasn't been impeached yet.

37. Who did you miss?
Dyl, Kitty, & Arthur.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
Actually, I got to know and like hanging out with the people at work on Sundays, oddly enough...Kennith and Devin and Jasper and Vladimir and Chris.† I really don't think I actually met any new people this year who made much of an impression on me.

† Not their real names.‡

‡ Well, maybe "Chris" is.

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005:
That even though one of your incestuously close step-brothers smashed your nose with a football, you can still get Davy Jones to play at your school dance! Oh, and that Kelly Taylor is a total whore.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do/Life's been good to me so far..."
- Joe Walsh
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He did CRACK, boyeee, and his name was ROGER! [Nov. 27th, 2005|05:32 am]
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And he used to run around the streets of our town wearing nothing but a Goofy™ watch...good times, dude. Good times.

Am reproducing [info]maskmaster's so-nifty scheme in my journal because emulation is the sincerest form of flattery and also because I never got enough attention as a child: basically, if you read this journal, or even skim it in a half-assed sort of way while you're looking at your Friends page, do me a solid and post an entirely fictional memory of our entirely fictional past (even if we only comment in each other's journals about two times a year and maybe every once in awhile we both idly contemplate deleting each other but never quite get around to it). Oh, the times we didn't used to have!

Man, remember when we used to frolic and gambol through the verdant forests of Oregon? Remember that?
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I LIKE this one! [Nov. 14th, 2005|06:22 pm]
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[mood | cheerful]

(Which in itself is also pretty revealing, if you think about it...)

DisorderRating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:High
Schizoid Personality Disorder:Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:Low
Antisocial Personality Disorder:Moderate
Borderline Personality Disorder:Moderate
Histrionic Personality Disorder:Very High
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:Very High
Avoidant Personality Disorder:Low
Dependent Personality Disorder:Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High

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-- Personality Disorder Info --



Although I am mortally certain that I am very highly obsessive-compulsive. For a moment there I was actually thinking of taking the test for as many times as it took to work out that way... ;D
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Duh squared... [Nov. 4th, 2005|07:42 am]
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Your dating personality profile:

Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Sensual - You are not particularly shy when it comes to your sexuality. You know what you like and do not feel inhibited.
Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality.
Your date match profile:

Big-Hearted - You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Liberal
2. Sensual
3. Intellectual
4. Funny
5. Big-Hearted
6. Outgoing
7. Adventurous
8. Practical
9. Wealthy/Ambitious
10. Stylish
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Big-Hearted
2. Practical
3. Funny
4. Outgoing
5. Adventurous
6. Sensual
7. Intellectual
8. Conservative
9. Stylish
10. Romantic

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Oh, the narcissism... [Sep. 22nd, 2005|08:54 pm]
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LJ Interests meme results



  1. australia:
    I love Australia. It makes me think of "The Thornbirds", and going Walkabout. And I love the Australian names for towns - "Salmon Gums", "Norseman", "Gnowangerup", "Koolyanobbing", et. al. And the terms that express enthusiasm: "Beauty!" "Bonzer!" Oooooo - I wanna go there so badly...! And don't even get me started on New Zealand.
  2. clutter:
    I like little cozy Victorian cottages that have knicknacks and dust and cats and cobwebs and antimacassars everywhere.
  3. exit 57:
    A really good show - it could make you uncomfortable several times an episode. Sadly, it has gone the way of "Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist" and "Bob and Margaret".
  4. green tea:
    It is said to help control one's weight, improve one's breath, strengthen the immune system, rescue little pussycats from trees, and sing harmony with Mick Jagger on "Wild Horses". Green Tea: is there anything it can't do?
  5. knitting:
    I knit.

    'Nuff said.
  6. modeling:
    My modeling school is semi-famous; Andie MacDowell and Ashley Scott went there, and my former instructor, all unwitting, has been on the "Ali G." show.
  7. periwinkle:
    If I was a crayon color, that's what I'd be.
  8. shiny things:
    I am a magpie. I like beads and sequins and jewelry and wrapping paper and rhinestones and gemstones and dewdrops and mirrors and sea glass and things.
  9. the brak show:
    I would like to live inside of that show, preferably as Zorak or Dad.
  10. walter becker:
    Has the best male voice I can think of. Rounding off the top 5 are Stephen Stills, Michael McDonald, Don Henley, and the guy who does the voice of "Brian" on "Family Guy". (Honorable mention goes to a person whose name Nikkiah knows...)


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Well, duh SQUARED... [Sep. 15th, 2005|07:25 pm]
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